JOY
i picked up my diploma today. my God is a God of miracles.

JOY
shady friend: ****'s shadier than me

Jo: but yeah... i'm sad its monday tomorrow

BKU: haha, but work isnt THAT bad right?

BKU: you get to make exciting spreadsheets

Jo: hahaha... well, that IS true...

Jo no, its not that bad

Jo: i guess half the time, i just complain because i feel like i'm supposed to

bos: i told you man, i have love letters she wrote me

bos: ill dangle those in his face

PRAYER
costcos return policy is in trouble, oh so sad.

JOY
perverted friend: you finish your project?

me: yup

me: stick a fork in me

me: cuz im freakin done

perverted friend: ill stick a jaj in you

first semester of grad school is already over, wow.

JOY

friend: did you get all the jokes though?

me: yeah

friend: ok good

friend: even though its cheezy

friend: i was secretly proud of it

"Tony Parker getting engaged to Eva Longoria: Parker owners must rejoice about this. You want your star players to have happy personal lives and as little turbulence off the court as possible. And since Parker hooked up with his Desperate Housewife, his scoring has gone up every year. It kind of makes you hope that Fabricio Oberto hooks up with Teri Hatcher."

this kid is hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naSAyolC7oA

JOY
so my dear friend alex posted this:
"I really have no reason why I like stuffing so much. I thought about it, and all I did was salivate at the idea of eating it. It's that dang GOOD. I think my favorite episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was the one where all the relatives get together for a Thanksgiving reunion and all the women-folk have a stuffing competition. That's like my dream: seven women cooking seven different types of stuffing for ME. Hahaha... "
i couldnt help but think of the seven women that he was talking about. can you guess them?